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You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love. ~ Henry Drummond

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. ~ George Carlin

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. ~ Albert Einstein

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run. ~ Phyllis Diller


I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad. ~ Lyndon B Johnson

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. ~ Will Rogers


Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. ~ John Wayne


Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer. ~ Katharine Hepburn


Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr

Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them. ~ Louis Armstrong

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again. ~ Maya Angelou

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions. ~ George Carlin

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. ~ Will Rogers

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